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September 2, 2007

Pleasantly plump

Pleasantly plump



Mississippi recently claimed the distinction of having the largest number of people who are fat, finally attaining the ultimate distinction of completing the famous “laid-back” triad, already having been recognized as the most “dumb and happy” (I’m from Mississippi and I resemble this remark).



Armond “Si” Simmons

Pell City, Ala.

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