Meridian Star

December 3, 2006

Bama begins search for new coach


Well, Bama begins another search for a coach who can “follow” football coaching’s hardest act: “The “Bear,”

However, what Bama fans can’t fathom is that even if they were able to hire a coach who was as good or better than “The Bear,” they still couldn’t follow the awesome “act” because “The Bear” act included unlimited recruitment of most football talent sought by SEC competitor coaches.

No coach who has attempted to follow the “act” and those prospective coaches waiting in the wings could never perform “The Bear” act because any future Bama coach will be performing against awesome competitor talent who in the day of “The Bear,” would be firmly ensconced over on the Bama bench.

By the way — in Bama’s search for “The Bear,” I hope they’ll continue to “pass” on my MSU DAWG coach, Sylvester Croom, who is destined to become the closest thing to “The Bear,” sans the the multiple “benched” teams.





Armond “Si” Simmons

Pell City, Ala.